Sometimes I Just Want To Throw Cow Poop At People by NQArtist Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Premium DTG Printed Apparel โ Made to Order
Imagine scrolling past this and NOT getting it. Yeah, we canโt either. Soft Gildanยฎ cotton, studio-quality print, and a fit that just works. Youโre welcome.
๐ธ Seeing a T-Shirt? Thatโs just the preview! This exact design is also available on Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just choose your style โ we print and ship it your way.
The Good Stuff
- ๐จ Zero Compromise โ Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash โ the design isnโt going anywhere.
- ๐งต Buttery Soft Fabric โ Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified โ safe on your skin.
- ๐ Move Freely โ Classic unisex fit with taped seams. The tear-away label means nothing scratching your neck.
- ๐บ๐ธ From American Farms โ US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.
Materials & Specs
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3โ6 oz) โ breathable comfort, durable construction.
- Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz โ pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
- Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.
Your Perfect Match
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- Place your order โ easy as 1-2-3.
Delivery Info
- โ Crafted in: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ Standard US: 3โ7 business days.
- โก Express US: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ International: 7โ14 business days.
All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us โ weโre happy to help!
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