Achmed You Laugh I Laugh You Cry I Cry You Take My Jagermeister I Kill You Ugly Christmas Sweater, Hoodie, Zip Hoodie, Bomber Jacket
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Achmed You Laugh I Laugh You Cry I Cry You Take My Jagermeister I Kill You Ugly Christmas Sweater, Hoodie, Zip Hoodie, Bomber Jacket
Sale price
$42.94
Regular price
$52.94
Custom All-Over Print Sweater – Cold-Season Comfort
Show up to the holiday party in something people will actually talk about. This AOP 3D ugly sweater pairs a bold textured knit look with a vibrant all-over print and a cozy, relaxed fit.
📸 The mockup images are a reference preview. Your sweater is custom-made to order, so small differences from the photos are normal.
Why You’ll Love It
- 🎨 3D Full Print – All-over print with bright, highly accurate colors. Firm print that doesn’t blur or crack.
- 🧵 Thick Textured Fabric – Warm and stretchy with a knit-style texture that feels cozy on cold days.
- 👕 Cozy, Not Bulky – A relaxed slim cut that looks sharp and feels comfortable.
- 🎁 Autumn & Winter Favorite – Ideal for the cold seasons and every festive occasion.
Material & Care
- Material: Thick textured fabric – warm and stretchy.
- Process: 3D full printing, all-over print, 100 DPI resolution – firm, no blur, no cracking.
- Care: hand wash preferred, then lay flat to dry. Do not hang to dry.
Choose Your Size
Find the perfect fit. Please allow a 1–3 cm measurement tolerance:
Unisex Sweater — Size Chart (XS–6XL)
| Size | Length | Bust | Shoulder | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26.37 in (67 cm) | 37.79 in (96 cm) | 16.53 in (42 cm) | 26.37 in (67 cm) |
| S | 27.16 in (69 cm) | 40.94 in (104 cm) | 17.71 in (45 cm) | 26.37 in (67 cm) |
| M | 27.95 in (71 cm) | 44.09 in (112 cm) | 18.89 in (48 cm) | 26.77 in (68 cm) |
| L | 29.13 in (74 cm) | 48.03 in (122 cm) | 19.68 in (50 cm) | 26.77 in (68 cm) |
| XL | 30.31 in (77 cm) | 51.96 in (132 cm) | 20.86 in (53 cm) | 27.55 in (70 cm) |
| 2XL | 30.7 in (78 cm) | 55.11 in (140 cm) | 22.04 in (56 cm) | 27.55 in (70 cm) |
| 3XL | 31.49 in (80 cm) | 59.05 in (150 cm) | 23.22 in (59 cm) | 27.95 in (71 cm) |
| 4XL | 32.28 in (82 cm) | 63.77 in (162 cm) | 24.4 in (62 cm) | 27.95 in (71 cm) |
| 5XL | 33.85 in (86 cm) | 68.5 in (174 cm) | 25.59 in (65 cm) | 28.74 in (73 cm) |
| 6XL | 34.64 in (88 cm) | 70.07 in (178 cm) | 26.37 in (67 cm) | 29.52 in (75 cm) |
Garment measured flat. Measurements may have a 1–3 cm error – this is normal.
- Review the size chart.
- Select your size.
- Place your order – easy as 1-2-3.
Delivery & Handling
- ✅ Production Time: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 US Delivery: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ US Rush Option: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 Rest of World: 1–2 weeks.
Every item is custom-made for you through printing, cutting and sewing. Because each piece is made individually, the pattern may not align perfectly at the seams or sleeves – slight variations are expected. Please double-check your size before purchasing; no returns or exchanges for incorrect size selections. Questions? Message us anytime.
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