{"product_id":"original-i-wish-i-had-serotonin-instead-of-a-huge-cock","title":"Original I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead Huge Cock T-Shirts, Hoodie, Sweatshirt","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"font-size:1.4em;line-height:1.3;margin:0 0 10px 0\"\u003e🎯 Original I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead Of A Huge Cock\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpot-on style and comfort. A must-have clothing for anyone who appreciates clothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.15em;line-height:1.3;margin:20px 0 8px 0\"\u003e📋 Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial (T-Shirts):\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton — soft, breathable, and durable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial (Hoodies \u0026amp; Sweatshirts):\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester — cozy and warm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium ink-to-fabric printing ensures colors stay bright and vivid wash after wash.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ \u003cstrong\u003eWhy choose us?\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed on demand — reducing waste and environmental impact. Arrives in premium, gift-ready packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.15em;line-height:1.3;margin:20px 0 8px 0\"\u003e🌈 Color Chart \u0026amp; Size Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePick your favorite color:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/pub-022c8e3565d64ef1a8c620a6744835e4.r2.dev\/color%20chart%20copy.jpg\" alt=\"Original I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead Of A Huge Cock - Color Chart\" style=\"width:100%; height:auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFind your perfect fit:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/p16-oec-ttp.tiktokcdn-us.com\/tos-useast5-i-omjb5zjo8w-tx\/2b03363b4f534e0faf637cff902742ef~tplv-omjb5zjo8w-resize-jpeg:800:696.jpeg\" alt=\"Original I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead Of A Huge Cock - Size Chart\" style=\"width:100%; height:auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.15em;line-height:1.3;margin:20px 0 8px 0\"\u003e🛒 Order in 3 Easy Steps\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse the color chart and size guide to pick what suits you best.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelect your preferred size and color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClick \"Add to Cart\" — fast checkout, easy process.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💫 Can't decide? Check out our bestsellers at \u003cstrong\u003eInkRitualCo.com\u003c\/strong\u003e for more inspiration!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"InkRitualCo","offers":[{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ S","offer_id":47105806336154,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ M","offer_id":47105806368922,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ L","offer_id":47105806401690,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ XL","offer_id":47105806434458,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47105806467226,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47105806499994,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ S","offer_id":47105806532762,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ M","offer_id":47105806565530,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ L","offer_id":47105806598298,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ XL","offer_id":47105806631066,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47105806663834,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47105806696602,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ S","offer_id":47105806729370,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ M","offer_id":47105806762138,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ L","offer_id":47105806794906,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ XL","offer_id":47105806827674,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":47105806860442,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":47105806893210,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47105806925978,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47105806958746,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47105806991514,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47105807024282,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47105807057050,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":47105807089818,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ S","offer_id":47105807122586,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ M","offer_id":47105807155354,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ L","offer_id":47105807188122,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47105807220890,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47105807253658,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":47105807286426,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":47105807319194,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":47105807351962,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":47105807384730,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":47105807417498,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":47105807450266,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":47105807483034,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ S","offer_id":47105807515802,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ M","offer_id":47105807548570,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ L","offer_id":47105807581338,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":47105807614106,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":47105807646874,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":47105807679642,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47105807712410,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47105807745178,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47105807777946,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47105807810714,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47105807843482,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":47105807876250,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ S","offer_id":47105807909018,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ M","offer_id":47105807941786,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ L","offer_id":47105807974554,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ XL","offer_id":47105808007322,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":47105808040090,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":47105808072858,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ S","offer_id":47105808105626,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ M","offer_id":47105808138394,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ L","offer_id":47105808171162,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ XL","offer_id":47105808203930,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47105808236698,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47105808269466,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ S","offer_id":47105808302234,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ M","offer_id":47105808335002,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ L","offer_id":47105808367770,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ XL","offer_id":47105808400538,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47105808433306,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47105808466074,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ S","offer_id":47105808498842,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ M","offer_id":47105808531610,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ L","offer_id":47105808564378,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ XL","offer_id":47105808597146,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":47105808629914,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":47105808662682,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ S","offer_id":47105808695450,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ M","offer_id":47105808728218,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ L","offer_id":47105808760986,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ XL","offer_id":47105808793754,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47105808826522,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47105808859290,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ S","offer_id":47105808892058,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ M","offer_id":47105808924826,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ L","offer_id":47105808957594,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ XL","offer_id":47105808990362,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47105809023130,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47105809055898,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47105809088666,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47105809121434,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47105809154202,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47105809186970,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47105809219738,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":47105809252506,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ S","offer_id":47105809285274,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ M","offer_id":47105809318042,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ L","offer_id":47105809350810,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ XL","offer_id":47105809383578,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":47105809416346,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":47105809449114,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0707\/0875\/6634\/files\/Original-I-wish-I-had-serotonin-instead-of-a-huge-cock-Shirt.jpg?v=1770651308","url":"https:\/\/inkritualco.com\/products\/original-i-wish-i-had-serotonin-instead-of-a-huge-cock","provider":"Ink Ritual Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}