{"product_id":"if-there-are-parallel-realities-i-hope-they-re-not-as-utterly-stupid-as-this-one-unisex-hoodie","title":"If There Are Parallel Realities I Hope They're Not As Utterly Stupid As This One Unisex Hoodie","description":"\u003ch3\u003eCustom Printed Gildan® Apparel – Designed for You\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoft enough to sleep in. Cool enough to post about. Every piece is DTG-printed on premium Gildan® fabric for colors that pop and comfort that lasts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eThe mockup shows a T-Shirt, but this design is available on \u003cstrong\u003e4 styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie. Just pick your style, color, and size – we’ll produce it exactly the way you want.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat Makes It Hit Different\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003ePrint That Pops\u003c\/strong\u003e – DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling – just bold, vivid color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eQuality on Another Level\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® Ultra Cotton \u0026amp; Heavy Blend. Responsibly dyed, ridiculously soft.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eDesigned for Real Life\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eGood Cotton, Good Vibes\u003c\/strong\u003e – US Cotton Trust Protocol member. 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